weake

long for weak

that boys is so weake

by Bob Bobahay September 26, 2010

Lyke Wake Dirge

Lyke-Wake Dirge is a traditional English song, thought to have originated in Yorkshire, telling of the journey a soul makes and the trials it faces, on its way from earth through purgatory to Heaven. Though, ostensibly, from the Christian era and featuring references to Christianity, much of the symbolism, within the song, is thought to be of heathen origin.
The title refers to the watch over the dead between the death and funeral, known as a wake. Lyke is an obsolete word meaning a corpse, and is related to the German word “Leiche” and the Dutch word “lijk”, which have the same meaning. It survives in modern English in the expression lych gate, the roofed gate at the entrance to a churchyard, where a coffin could be held and the bearers rested before continuing on to the church for the burial service. "Lyke-wake" could also stem from the Norse influence on the Yorkshire dialect, the contemporary Norwegian and Swedish words are still "likvake" and "likvaka" respectively ("lik" and "vaka"/"vake" with the same meanings as previously described for "lyke" and "wake").
The old ballad affirms that safety and comfort of the soul in overcoming the difficulties it faces are directly related to the dead person's willingness to have given charitably during their lifetime.. The poem on which it is based was first collected, in 1686, by John Aubrey. Aubrey also recorded that it was definitely being sung in 1616, but was believed to be much older.

The English folk group Pentangle made a recording of Lyke Wake Dirge.

by AKACroatalin April 18, 2015

weakest v1nce enjoyer

a man with iron balls, man with the will of 1000000 suns, a man who can rip apart worlds just via THINKING

weakest v1nce enjoyer can kick our asses

by the coolest guy who IS cool April 20, 2022

Wakefield'ed

When pharma controls mainstream media and uses blackmail, threatens, trolls, bribes, slanders and lies in an attempt to discredit and destroy any researcher or medical professional's reputation and career who has attempted to highlight the corruption and lack of pharmaceutical accountability and safety.

After Dr Ben Gregg's research concerning aluminum's effect on microglia was disseminated at the medical conference, he was relentlessly Wakefield'ed in the press and by paid bloggers.

by Tonya Bittner June 16, 2016

Riding the Wake

To immediately follow an ambulance or another emergency vehicle while cars are pulled over to let it pass

I made it to work in record time riding the wake of an ambulance

by Tapirokapi December 10, 2013

Wake & Toast

It's a violent step further than wake n' bake, for individuals (OGs) that want to ram as much THC in their fucking brain as soon as possible upon awakening, no time for baking muffins, reffering to wake and bake, time to ram as much THC molecules in the brain and toast it a.s.a.p. (usually when in pain, like severe chronic back pain) refering to being shitfaced rapidly and sincerely.

Never mind the wake & bake, I wake & toast until I get the greens or pull a whitey

by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019

Wake Up Ball

Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.

A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.

"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"

"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"

"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009