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Weaker than my piss 

Used when the flow or movement of something is overly weak, as to say it is weaker than one's urination.
This shower is weaker than my piss!

Fuck you. You punch weaker than my piss!

Weaker Sex 

1) A term used to describe one gender as naturally inferior to another.

2) Pathetic attempts to copulate while lacking the desire to do so.
1) Argument: Women are the weaker sex because they're emotional, self-centered, vain and can't fight as well as men can.
Rebuttal: Men are the weaker sex because they're aloof, selfish, prideful and can't endure as well as women can.

2) I just keep getting weaker sex every time we try. I don't think I'm even attracted to my partner anymore.
Weaker Sex by Axiomatic June 25, 2009

weaker than well water 

When something is very weak. Likely originated from illegal alcohol distillation culture where low alcohol batches were said to be "weaker than well water"
This cheap plastic toy is weaker than well water.
weaker than well water by smzkty October 2, 2013

Weaker sex 

Women are the weaker sex

weaker than water

one who is quite weak, lack of muscle, or mental and or intestinal fortitude.
You are weaker than water, you can't even lift the bar!
weaker than water by ocobb November 29, 2007

two-weaker 

a person that has been awake for two weeks due to mass consumption of methamphetamine.
this one time i stayed up for two weeks! so they started calling me a two-weaker!
two-weaker by stretch323 August 9, 2010
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