Our lord and savior, he died for our sins, he saved us from sully and sent him down to Mikesullowski hell, and if you do not believe in Mike Wazowski you will go to Mikesullowski hell, Sulley will become your pimp and you have gay furry sex for all eternity. If you get sacrificed to Mike Wazowski, you will become Mike Wazowski’s slave.(we only sacrifice non believers.) But, if you are a Wazowskiist and you die you will go to Niche and be free to do what ever you want while Mike Wazowski watch’s over you and the rest of his children.

Mike Wazowski died for our sins.

Mike Wazowski by GoronJesus November 11, 2018

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Mike Wazowski'd

To have one's face covered in a photograph by another person or object.

Sarah: "Ya know, I really like this picture of all of us"
James: "Yeah, but Brandon totally Mike Wazowski'd Jeremy with that peace sign"

Mike Wazowski'd by chocolate eclaire June 6, 2015

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Mike Wazowski

Funky little eyeball with a funky optic nerve. Best friends with James P. Sullivan.

Mike Wazowski stole my children.

Mike Wazowski by DramaDeciple February 20, 2019

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Mike Wazowski

To watch Monsters inc. then when Mike Wazowski gets his fingers crushed, crush ones fingers within their anus, while furiously jacking off with the other, screaming in unison. Can be done with one or more people.

“Hey dude, wanna Mike Wazowski tonight?” “Sure, but your fingers are the ones getting crunched in my juicy anus.”

Mike Wazowski by MC Ballsack June 22, 2019

Wazowskee

A universal term used to describe ones emotions, an event or circumstance in which a person is usually feeling over confident of there own abilities.

Guy1: " ah man! Look at that hottie! "
Guy2: " dude, I'm gonna go fuck her. "
Guy1: " oh so your gonna pull a wazowskee? "

Wazowskee by Galactic_douche August 28, 2010

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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