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wardish
wardish by yesssirbob January 13, 2013
wardish
a mutt language which is a presumed to be a combination of an inability to form cohesive thoughts with an innate instinct to revert to speaking Yiddish.
Roommate: Hey Steve how did the repairman turn the furnace on??
Steve: Ha, ya'whad! who?..its a secret..secret man. what furnace? You called a plumber?
Roommate: Damn it Steve, enough wardish. give me a straight answer.
Steve: Ha, ya'whad! who?..its a secret..secret man. what furnace? You called a plumber?
Roommate: Damn it Steve, enough wardish. give me a straight answer.
wardish by confused roommate December 3, 2007
WASDisorientation
when you're playing a PC game and your hand slips so you have to reposition your fingers causing your character to flail around as you figure out where the right keys are
guy 1: dude you just crashed the car you stole to run over hookers
guy 2: oh yeah sorry, i got a case of WASDisorientation
guy 1: oh sorry, you are forgiven
guy 2: oh yeah sorry, i got a case of WASDisorientation
guy 1: oh sorry, you are forgiven
WASDisorientation by WASDORK February 26, 2011
Wadism
A miniature dishevelled goblin that lives within the confines of his mothers basement. Despite not being able to see his toes, this sea merchant prides himself on his slowly greying beard; along with two stubby legs that waddle on the earths surface, however the weight hoisted upon these legs create the earths surface to be trampled flat. Many consider this specimen to have a weird shaped head; shifting the gravitational balance every time his head leans to one side. He often frequents with five other individuals; a 20 year old man-child, a meaty McDonald's hairline bowling ball, a man with a midsection made of play dough, a disabled Australian; and a mega chad who owns everything he has. he also gorges upon a selective diet of burgers and fish pasties.
Wadism by NotBenAnderson March 23, 2022
wandisimo
the hottest dude you'll ever meet and make your nose scream out with blood
VERY flirtatious even maybe.....sexual ;))
Every girl will want him.
Your Mom will be very maybe too much interested in him.
He is very loyal and charming.
you'll want him to be tracer
VERY flirtatious even maybe.....sexual ;))
Every girl will want him.
Your Mom will be very maybe too much interested in him.
He is very loyal and charming.
you'll want him to be tracer
Claire: OMG did you here wandisimo was hitting it with Jennifer!
Karen: Really?? must be nice...
Claire: ShUT uP
Karen: Really?? must be nice...
Claire: ShUT uP
wandisimo by YouREMumGey December 10, 2018
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.