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A Waxler is the kind of person you call when you are feeling lonely and sad. A Waxler can make you feel better because there is no way you are as much of a loser as a Waxler is. A Waxler will typically hump goats in a closet because he doesn’t appeal to anyone. A Waxler has the smallest penis known to mankind but refuses to acknowledge this. A Waxler also requires the use of a forklift to move because he is fat as fuck. Don’t be a Waxler.
I hate my life, I might as well be a Waxler.
waxler by Timmy Totes September 24, 2021
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waler boler 

A term in basketball used to define skill.
When I made that splash I was so wet I could fill two waler bolers.
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Eine drumpf wähler 

noun
a : Code words used by the resistance to covertly identify trump voters.

Literally, the meaning is “a trump voter” in the German language. Donald trump’s father, Fred Drumpf who emigrated from GERMANY changed the family name from Drumpf to Trump upon arriving in America as a superficial means to shed his German heritage and create a more powerful sounding sur name in hopes of enhacing his business ambitions.

b. One that voted for and continues to support donald trump and his administration.

c. The requisite number of urban dictionary reviewers that keep rejecting my witty code phase for the shallow, lazy, fearful, bigoted, misinformed ignoamuses that voted for Donald Trump. See WTF.
Forbes: “Look at that dolt wearing that red MAGA hat after all that has happened."
Emily: “Yes, it is disturbing. We use the code words ‘eine drumpf wähler‘ to identify them to be less conspicuous.”
A "Waxer" is that metrosexual pretty boy who is so into personal grooming that he has his eyebrows waxed. It is used by manly men as an insult toward those metrosexual narcissists who think they are masculine yet get their eyebrows waxed like a lady. It is equivalent to calling someone a "loser" or "hoser". Can also be used to refer to pretty boys who pluck their eyebrows, although they can also be called "Pluckers" which is an equally humiliating insult.
Woman: *perks up* Wow! Look how PRETTY that guy is!

Manly Man: He's a waxer!

Waxer: *noticing others glancing his way, thinks to himself...
"I'm so damn HOT and that manly man over there is probably jealous of his lady eyeballin' my wicked good looks!"*
Waxer by RoseTeaCup1216 October 14, 2010

jizz-wailer 

Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.
(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".

(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".
jizz-wailer by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010

Wallered 

To make a hole bigger by reaming it to the extreme.
Person 1: How did you get that to fit?

Person 2: I just wallered it out!
Wallered by Klber3 July 4, 2009

Chadderton-Waller

A Chadderton-Waller is some that is 'under the thumb' or 'whipped'.
You can't come out tonight you are a Chadderton-Waller
Chadderton-Waller by GG0071 July 30, 2010
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fache-couture 

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