drumpf

The low frequency sound made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.

We heard a drumpf every time he leaned over and knew he was full of Santorum.

by ciabrat December 17, 2016

drumpf

Drumpf: a serial liar. also--the the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. Coined by John Oliver on The John Oliver Show in "tribute" to a certain presidential candidate.

Wife? You said you were single, you fucking drumpf!

by Barky von Schnauser February 29, 2016

drumpf

The original last name of Donald Trump's family before it was changed to Trump. Discovered by Jon Oliver.

Make Donald Drumpf again.

by Penguincop24 June 28, 2016

drumpf

Last name of the trumps before Donald's great grandpa changed it during the very early 1900s.

Donald Trump's last name is actually Drumpf

by Naked Robber March 04, 2016

drumpf

The noise made by one's rectum when evacuating noxious gases while clearing the anal passage.

The loud drumpfs emanating from Paul's bathroom clearly indicated discomfort with his dinner choice .

by Noogie April 21, 2016

drumpf

The sound watery diarrhea makes when it hits a toilet bowl.

Jacob was washing his hands in the bathroom when he heard a loud drumpf coming from a bathroom stall.

by 4TheLAWLS March 30, 2016

drumpf

A small and/or malformed penis.

Donald always dreaded public changing areas due to his drumpf.

by myrealnameisnotjim March 07, 2016