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I do what I waunt

A phrase from the hit show on Comedy Central, South Park. Cartman says it when he is on a talk show and is trying to win a prize for being the most out of control child. Used to express dislike of something or denying something that someone tells you.
Hey Dave. You should be in class now, right?
Wateva! I do what I waunt!
Related Words
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wuut is simply wuu2 which we all know means "what you up to". This has been changed because now not many people type using numbers anymore :)

This technique can also be used in say wubu2-wubut and others similer
one: heya x
two: alright babe?
one: yeah taa, youu?
two: good, yeah thanks. wuut?
one: on urban dictonary. youu?
two: sames!!!
wuut by LilMisBlondie August 29, 2009
The act of smoking so much Weed you become temporarily Autistic.
Or the potential risk associated with some strains of weed.
"Last night I got so stoned I became Wautistic. It took me 5 minutes just to open the door for the pizza guy. I blankly stared at him through the glass but couldn't make eye contact."

"I only smoke the dankest strains, you know the strains that have a risk of Wautism."
wautism by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn November 21, 2016
An acronym for "Web Application Under Test"

Said mostly when QA people are testing a website
Hey John, is this the WAUT you're dealing with?
WAUT by eyal1983 January 14, 2019
The abbreviation for "What are you thinking about?".
Often used by IMers too lazy to type out the full question
BobsIM: Hey
SallysIM: Hey
BobsIM: So wauta?
SallysIM: just thinking about Britney Spears and if she has realized that no one likes her anymore
wauta by Iain Stewart February 17, 2008
A small town in Wisconsin where a large portion of the population are virgins. Fortnite is very popular in this region. There is also gamer girls here.
Yo let’s go to wautoma so we can smash some gamer girls.
Wautoma by Spetznaz Americano January 11, 2019