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I do what I waunt
A phrase from the hit show on Comedy Central, South Park. Cartman says it when he is on a talk show and is trying to win a prize for being the most out of control child. Used to express dislike of something or denying something that someone tells you.
I do what I waunt by Marc0662 May 8, 2006
wuut
wuut is simply wuu2 which we all know means "what you up to". This has been changed because now not many people type using numbers anymore :)
This technique can also be used in say wubu2-wubut and others similer
This technique can also be used in say wubu2-wubut and others similer
one: heya x
two: alright babe?
one: yeah taa, youu?
two: good, yeah thanks. wuut?
one: on urban dictonary. youu?
two: sames!!!
two: alright babe?
one: yeah taa, youu?
two: good, yeah thanks. wuut?
one: on urban dictonary. youu?
two: sames!!!
wuut by LilMisBlondie August 29, 2009
wautism
The act of smoking so much Weed you become temporarily Autistic.
Or the potential risk associated with some strains of weed.
Or the potential risk associated with some strains of weed.
"Last night I got so stoned I became Wautistic. It took me 5 minutes just to open the door for the pizza guy. I blankly stared at him through the glass but couldn't make eye contact."
"I only smoke the dankest strains, you know the strains that have a risk of Wautism."
"I only smoke the dankest strains, you know the strains that have a risk of Wautism."
wautism by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn November 21, 2016
wauta
The abbreviation for "What are you thinking about?".
Often used by IMers too lazy to type out the full question
Often used by IMers too lazy to type out the full question
BobsIM: Hey
SallysIM: Hey
BobsIM: So wauta?
SallysIM: just thinking about Britney Spears and if she has realized that no one likes her anymore
SallysIM: Hey
BobsIM: So wauta?
SallysIM: just thinking about Britney Spears and if she has realized that no one likes her anymore
wauta by Iain Stewart February 17, 2008
Wautoma
A small town in Wisconsin where a large portion of the population are virgins. Fortnite is very popular in this region. There is also gamer girls here.
Wautoma by Spetznaz Americano January 11, 2019
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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