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Wafute

(WAH-FEWT)
Sayonara, Fuck You.
Man 1 - dude you need calm the fuck down.

Man 2 - Wafute, nigga.

Example 2

Your friend pulls out drugs and you want no part of it, so you leave saying, "wafute."
by abundanceofcreation February 25, 2015
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willy wafters

when you waft your willy around in a circular motion
willy wafters
stop waftin your willy!
by Faith+Bel March 11, 2009
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waftery

"Sorry, I'm really waftery today."
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fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.
I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.
by B warden April 1, 2007
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Wafter

A colleague prone to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as 'doing a Bernie' or 'going on a Bernie'; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having completed a 'double-waft' or 'double-Bernie'. From the Latin phrase 'Whenum isum Bernum est?' meaning 'Where is the Wafter?'
'Where's John, he's been in and out of his seat like a jackrabbit all morning, and now he's been gone for two hours?'

'What do you expect of a Wafter, he must be on another marathon Bernie'
by Baxter McGilverson April 13, 2014
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plumb wafters

A wafter of plums, someone who likes air to waft around his sack. 2 men going fishing for a weekend together could be referred to as plum wafters. homosexual's
Mr Gordon and his friend went to a lake where several pairs of men in short sleeve tshirts and moustaches were seen fishing together. They were referred to as plumb wafters .
by TM_SG June 28, 2010
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Wafule

A Big Dick Roleplayer That Always Succeeds At Stealing Your Girl
"Man, This Roleplay I'm In Sucks. There's A Wafule There And He Stole My Real Life Girlfriend."
by FuturePurple October 14, 2018
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