wattbrain

roleplaying in your mind, or thinking of your life like a book and narrating your movements like you are in a wattpad story.

Brain: As the pretty girl walked down the stairs, she was met by a group of darkly handsome young guys who all fell in love with her glowing crimson eyes...

Me: Jesus christ I need to stop Wattbraining

by Haru-Official December 13, 2023

wankbrain

One who only thinks of masturbation.

He's one hell of a wankbrain

by Tris Jon October 12, 2006

Watterinja

South African: A pompous self-obsessed windbag, a copious producer of hot air, an empty headed buffoon.

Watterinja is originally a disease of South African Boars. It causes bloating, high-pitched squealing, flatulence, and brain-damage in the afflicted animal. Commonly occurs in aged boars.

Says he's got an IQ of 180 but he's only capable of communicating in empty platitudes and fat-headed waffle. What a watterinja!

by Jan van den Aardvaark December 22, 2008

wallbrained

to be fucked by a huge cock of 9 or more inches, probably from the increased likelihood of your head hitting the wall

Sarah got wallbrained by Chat after the party last night.

by j0e2 December 24, 2007

wetbrain

the condition of being excessively stupid of forgetful, retarded

That kid has mad wetbrain. He asked me how to spell "example."

by Hanz Von Steiner March 8, 2005

Wetbrained

The effect on ones after smoking pot chronic and lasts about two weeks. Being wetbrained causes random intervals of spacing, forgetfullness, stupidity, and occaisonally blackouts.

1. Hey can i copy your worksheet, im so wetbrained from last week...

2.Jeff: Gubhubhubuhublllll
Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Jeff: ghuhughuhuhnhunh
Joe: Oh thats right your wetbrained.

by SmiwyROD May 26, 2010

Wattarding

1. Another way of saying 'What Are You Doing'. Usually said by alot of Indos.

Indo: Wattarding?
Dude: what did you say?
Indo: Wat-tar-ding?
Dude: oh nothin really. chillin and killin....

by M.J Franks December 30, 2008