wallbrainer 

one gifted with a huge cock of 9 or more inches

Chet is such a gorgeous wallbrainer.

wallbrainer by j0e2 December 24, 2007

wallbrained 

to be fucked by a huge cock of 9 or more inches, probably from the increased likelihood of your head hitting the wall

Sarah got wallbrained by Chat after the party last night.

wallbrained by j0e2 December 24, 2007