Haru-Official's definitions

NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024

Ashley 'Leyley' Graves

The most annoying and overprotective hot sister ever

bangs her brother

Person 1: I feel like Ashley 'Leyley' graves is my spirit animal.

Person 2: I don't think we can be friends...

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)

A wholesome video game about two siblings stuck in a flat in a pandemic.

Has zero incest, cannibalism, rituals, patricide, matricide, demons, or clairvoyance at all.

Person 1: TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley) is the best video game

Person 2: I'm scared

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

Andrew 'Andy' Graves

A dude who screwed his sister from TCOAAL. Still hot though

guy: i like my sister

Andrew 'Andy' Graves: Me too

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

Andrew 'Andy' Graves

A dude from TCOAAL who screwed his sister

Person 1: I like my sister

Person 2: That you, Andrew 'Andy' graves?

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)

A wholesome game with two siblings stuck in a flat during a pandemic.

No cannibalism, incest or rituals whatsoever.

person 1: oh i love TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)
person 2: what the actual fuck

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

wattbrain

roleplaying in your mind, or thinking of your life like a book and narrating your movements like you are in a wattpad story.

Brain: As the pretty girl walked down the stairs, she was met by a group of darkly handsome young guys who all fell in love with her glowing crimson eyes...

Me: Jesus christ I need to stop Wattbraining

by Haru-Official December 13, 2023