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wankbrain 

One who only thinks of masturbation.
He's one hell of a wankbrain
wankbrain by Tris Jon October 12, 2006

wallbrained 

to be fucked by a huge cock of 9 or more inches, probably from the increased likelihood of your head hitting the wall
Sarah got wallbrained by Chat after the party last night.
wallbrained by j0e2 December 24, 2007
A lack of memory or focus caused by the over consumption of alcohol.
A stupid or ignorant person.
A person who is forgetful or mistake prone.
My washbrain causes me to forget what my own name is sometimes.

My washbrained neighbor locked his keys in his car for the third time this week.
washbrain by JJ Rome December 17, 2017

wallbrainer 

one gifted with a huge cock of 9 or more inches
Chet is such a gorgeous wallbrainer.
wallbrainer by j0e2 December 24, 2007

wasplaining 

Like mansplaining, but explained by a particular cynical man who is obsessed with japanese cartoons.
Wassim was wasplaining the hell out of teeth
wasplaining by lugraves January 28, 2020

wattbrain 

roleplaying in your mind, or thinking of your life like a book and narrating your movements like you are in a wattpad story.
Brain: As the pretty girl walked down the stairs, she was met by a group of darkly handsome young guys who all fell in love with her glowing crimson eyes...

Me: Jesus christ I need to stop Wattbraining
wattbrain by Haru-Official December 13, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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