wallbrainer

one gifted with a huge cock of 9 or more inches
Chet is such a gorgeous wallbrainer.
by j0e2 December 24, 2007
mugGet the wallbrainermug.

wallbrained

to be fucked by a huge cock of 9 or more inches, probably from the increased likelihood of your head hitting the wall
Sarah got wallbrained by Chat after the party last night.
by j0e2 December 24, 2007
mugGet the wallbrainedmug.