waterpuff 

A word often used to describe teenage boys that are mongoles and have small dicks or manginas.

“Luke is such a waterpuff” Jess said.

waterpuff by 69ordoggystyle December 4, 2018

wateriffic 

A large or great amount of wetness per Erica. . An alternative to "moisture" which is considered a dead word in the english language.

I was totally going to fingerbang that chick,she was totally wateriffic all over me..

wateriffic by Turd Ferguson MD January 11, 2014

alaskian waterpump 

this is a term used in description of a situation where a filatious woman...such as a whore or female slut(transvestite men are included) bends over to a near male(horny guy) during a blizzards and starts jerking the mans meat stretch vigorously and when he ejactualates it makes dicksicles(sperm popsicles)

when i was caught in a snow storm with my girlfriend she gave me an alaskian waterpump to keep warm....it was great.

alaskian waterpump by poopsmith21 August 2, 2007

watermuffins 

A very good meme page on instagram that posts quality content for everyone to enjoy

Someone: have you heard of watermuffins?
Someone 2: no, but he sounds like the coolest person ever.

watermuffins by Pizzapzy September 8, 2019

Dirty Waterbuffalo

When a person is not paying attention you walk up behind them and pee on the back of their leg.

Dude: My dad was drunk so i gave him a dirty waterbuffalo!

Other dude: Really?! i just gave my dog a dirty waterbuffalo!

Dirty Waterbuffalo by listofcraig December 23, 2008

Waterbuffalo 

The word used in an ongoing drinking game in close-knit drinking circles when a poor fool has his beer/alcoholic beverage in his/her dominant hand.

When the word is yelled in an accusing way at this fool, they have to drink(or chug) whatever amount of alcohol is in the container of their dominant hand.
Not recommended for inexperienced drinkers.

Guy 1: "Dude, Steve got so trashed last night, he couldn't even see!"
Guy 2: "I know man, I waterbuffalo'd him four times in an hour!"
(high fives)

Waterbuffalo by Timboes March 1, 2010

waterbuffamule 

someone with a really big dick

Greg Watkins is hung like a waterbuffamule.

waterbuffamule by yolla April 17, 2003