Definitions by Pizzapzy

battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.

Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!

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A very good meme page on instagram that posts quality content for everyone to enjoy

Someone: have you heard of watermuffins?
Someone 2: no, but he sounds like the coolest person ever.

watermuffins by Pizzapzy September 8, 2019

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