watch porn

pictures posted of your or other peoples watches on WIS (watch idiot savant) sites. especially craved is the "wrist shot" where by you actually see the watch in action. another desired angle is the reverse angle or caseback, the backside of the watch. such shots are know to bring WIS to frenzy and driving them to look for their own new watch.

Wife: What are you looking at?!?
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!

by omega wis January 1, 2011

Porn-watch

Fast forwarding past boring, insignificant or predictable parts of a movie or video to get to the more interesting parts.

Since I've seen "Pulp Fiction" so many times, I porn-watched it and skipped to the action scenes.

by TomJones123 February 4, 2013

I'd watch that porn

A phrase that shows your approval of sexual relations between two (or more) people, in that you'd jack off to them having sex.

Mark: Did you hear? Sally and Jim are going out.
Bob: Holy shit, I'd watch that porn!

by Nitemarish September 24, 2009

best furry porn to watch when horny

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by William Cumssohard August 8, 2023

I'd watch her porno

One phrase that says you're interested enough to see someone naked, while not necessarily wanting to get to know them. One is particularly interested in the way the other performs in the bedroom, and would rather watch them do such than actually trying to get them there themself.

fellow 1: "Do you see that girl over there? She's fucking banging"
fellow 2: "Yeah I'd watch her porno."

by websteurgeon January 11, 2010

watchpoint

When you mix up WatchGuard and Authpoint and end up calling it WatchGuard or Authpoint

Lets work on our watchpoint system.

by MrCaffeen September 8, 2021