wartifact

artistic object re-interpreting military equipment and/or war’s destruction.

aka wARTifact

term was coined by ukrainian volunteers fundraising in support of Ukraine during ruzzian war against Ukraine in 2023

This artists would do anything to bring the beauty out, give her a brisk from a destroyed house or broken guns and she turns them into magnificent wartifacts

by volianteer May 29, 2023

Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.

When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

by will bitten October 8, 2016

artifact children

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.

"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006

cartifact

Items that knock around in your car for months or years because you never got around to throwing them away, putting them away or returning them to their rightful owner. Coffee cup lids, books, pens, dirty beach towels, worn-out baseball hats, or even long-forgotten third or fourth children.

I need to sell my old Honda, but it's so full of cartifacts I'll never get it cleaned out.

by Buffalo Chip January 21, 2015

fartifacts

The lingering effects of gas that has been passed.

Even though Tyrone farted 30 minutes ago, the fartifacts are still unbearable.

by Trae C. February 20, 2008

JPEG Artifacts

When a picture has been reposted hundreds of times by different people across the Internet, to the point where the compression from being screenshoted and uploaded has become noticeable. This could be noticable blurriness, distortion, or pixelation.

I've seen this meme posted on so many accounts, I can see the JPEG Artifacts.

by renabeth September 7, 2020

Cum Artifact

A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them.

The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.

Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?

by TwizzBMRF August 5, 2023