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cartifact

Items that knock around in your car for months or years because you never got around to throwing them away, putting them away or returning them to their rightful owner. Coffee cup lids, books, pens, dirty beach towels, worn-out baseball hats, or even long-forgotten third or fourth children.
I need to sell my old Honda, but it's so full of cartifacts I'll never get it cleaned out.
by Buffalo Chip January 21, 2015
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Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.
When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.
by will bitten October 8, 2016
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Cuntifact

A cuntifact is a lie, told with such detail so as to try and convince the teller that it is the truth.
Where did you hear that? It sounds like a cuntifact.

If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.
by Kung Of The Duckheads December 28, 2019
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artifact children

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.
"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006
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fartifacts

The lingering effects of gas that has been passed.
Even though Tyrone farted 30 minutes ago, the fartifacts are still unbearable.
by Trae C. February 20, 2008
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JPEG Artifacts

When a picture has been reposted hundreds of times by different people across the Internet, to the point where the compression from being screenshoted and uploaded has become noticeable. This could be noticable blurriness, distortion, or pixelation.
I've seen this meme posted on so many accounts, I can see the JPEG Artifacts.
by renabeth September 7, 2020
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Catisfaction

The pleasure one gets from having or playing with one's cat.
I'm a cat lover and get so much catisfaction when my cat shows me love.
by anniebanani July 28, 2009
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