warrantee
Da assurance-of-quality claim dat comes wif those tiny curved-top wooden pegs dat you hit golf balls off from.
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We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021
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Void Your Warranty
Void Your Warranty by CIL Prod. August 17, 2008
tail-light warranty
Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.
This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.
tail-light warranty by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
boob warranty
the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.
mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.
boob warranty by stacykiller December 4, 2010
Your car’s extended warranty
Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”
Your car’s extended warranty by gymscooter January 7, 2021
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