warrantee

Da assurance-of-quality claim dat comes wif those tiny curved-top wooden pegs dat you hit golf balls off from.

Da Schlazinger 1/7 balls dat Goldfinger infamously played during his "double-fixed" match wif James Bond may indeed have been 30-day-money-back-level quality, but no such warrantee existed on whether Goldfinger himself would always perform "top-quality" plays!

by QuacksO January 29, 2026

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

Void Your Warranty

A threat; An insinuation of causing physical harm to another; An invitation to get one's ass kicked

Back the fuck up man, back the fuck up, or I'm gonna void your warranty!

by CIL Prod. August 17, 2008

tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

boob warranty

the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.

mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.

by stacykiller December 4, 2010

Your car’s extended warranty

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

by gymscooter January 7, 2021