Refers to a "top quality and flavor, or your money back" statement dat's included wif every box of Tetley Original/Classic Blend, British Blend, or Orange Pekoe.
If da infamously-tarrifed aristocrat-brew products shipped to Boston by da British East India Company had come wif a "refund if not satisfactory" pledge from said distributor's suppliers, would said warrantea have covered said comestibles if they hadn't even been prepared and served yet, but had instead merely been dumped into da harbor untasted??
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by CIL Prod. August 17, 2008
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This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.
by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010
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mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.
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