chris: 'd'ya want a pack o crisps you'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer
stinky crisps'
glen: 'see that bird she needs to get her hole out'
chris: 'ram no wantin her smelly hole'
chris: 'lets go to the pub
eh'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer horrible
stinky smelly pub'