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Basicaly a northern term for wanker
You are such a wannger
wannger by Sir. Savagery February 6, 2017
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Wannger dannger 

When a man gets his foreskin caught in his zipper.
Gary had a wannger dannger at Walmart in the bathroom next Reece.
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MOA is TXT's fandom name and waenger is the unfunny side of it.

waengers are the one who still uses old jokes like "waeng" and "clowns".

tweets nonsense but thinks it's funny. (like copying official accounts to 'clown')

gives their useless opinion as if it changed something.

a noise

just dont listen to them if you're new to the fandom.
shut up, waenger.

you're a waenger?

* is a waenger😭

Brown's Big Wanger 

Brown's Big Wanger is so big that when he turns left it swings like a flail, knocking everyone out of the way. It contains the power of 1000 Wangers combined into one.
Brown's Big Wanger broke my ribs today when he turned to talk to me.
Brown's Big Wanger by dablord107 April 21, 2019

double-wanger doppelgänger 

When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.
Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.

Wangernumbed 

Originating from BBC2's "That Mitchell and Webb Look"'s "Numberwang Code" Comedy sketch, Numberwanged could turn to the new pwned owned
i totally wangernumbed that guy on guitar hero! ;]

Prepare to be wangernumbed! (everybody knows that phrase!)
Wangernumbed by Meesy March 1, 2008

wangerific 

sexually attractive; hot.
see also wanger.
My girlfriend looks wangerific in her naughty schoolgirl outfit!
wangerific by Led Zeppole October 2, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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