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wannabe scene 

a wannabe scene is a girly fucker who suddenly decides to listen to fall out boy or my chemical romance, act all br00tal and wear too much eyeliner. all of their friends are still preppy cunts and think that their friend is going through a stupid faze. the so called new "scene kidd" signs up for emoscene.com and adds anyone with snakebites or cool hair only to find out they are a german bitch who cares about nobody but themselves. they take shitty photos of themselves acting all 'emo' and 'origional' when really they are just copying pictures and articles they've read on urban dictionary.
wannabe scene: blackt3ars-xx
real deal: xDeadNurse

blackt3ars-xx: y0 wh4ts up n!ggaz
xDeadNurse: Erm.. Hey
blackt3ars-xx: h0w ab0ut th4t HxC g!g l4st n!ght
xDeadNurse: Wtf Are You Even Saying
blackt3ars-xx: l0lz fuck!ng w4nn4 f!ght b!tch
xDeadNurse: STFU Poser!!1

xDeadNurse Has Left The Conversation

blackt3ars-xx: y0 n!gg4 wh4t d0es th4t me4n??///
wannabe scene by Short&&Tight January 16, 2008

Wannabe Scene Kid 

A wannabe scene kid is someone who comforms to other people and clings onto them like a leech, sucking out someone else's style into their own, and can't think of anything original. A Wannabe Scene Kid can go behind their "friends" behind their backs and talk about them in a negative way, and act like they like them when they're with that person (i.e hypocrite). They also blow off their "used-to-be" friends because no one else liked them (i.e conforming to other ideas)
Sentence: That Sarah girl is such a wannabe scene kid!

Picture:

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/Lol_Kid489/Untitled-1.jpg
Wannabe Scene Kid by Lol_Kid489 April 16, 2009

scene wannabe 

little 12/13 year old girls who think they are scene because they listen to panic! at the disco and wear bead necklaces. they try to look older but it fails and end up looking like little sluts with lots of makeup and short skirts etc etc.
some scene wannabe girls walk past...

real scene kid 1: i bet they bum panic! at the disco
real scene kid 2: yeah they suck

scene wannabe 

Scene wannabes are the chubby girls or boys that want to be as pretty and respected as the actual scene girls or boys.

Scene wannabe girls look like:
-Hair thats pretty short and choppy but just long enough to tell they're a girl.
-short skirts with skin-tight black leggings, or tight jeans that make them look bigger.
-old lady looking shirts that are probably from the 80s and bought at goodwill. may possibly have patterns that little kids like such as dinosaurs and rainbows.
-most definitely have polka-dots somewhere on them and bows in their hair.
-boobs, as disgusting as this is for fat people, WILL be hanging out.
-they're myspace pictures has them bending over and a scribble on their cleavage or they are sitting on the toilet with their pants down or taking naked bath pictures.
-slip on shoes with cute little animals.
-beaded necklaces
-sunglasses too big for their face.
-scream about peeing their pants when they laugh too hard.

Scene wannabe boys look like:
-Crap.
-They have hair that goes over their eyes but they're so horrible at doing their hair that the rest looks dried out and gross.
-skin tight pants with holes in them and their fat hangs over the top.
-shirts that are way too small,a nd you can see the roll of fat going over the top of their jeans.
-boxers hanging out.
-converse.
-sunglasses too big for their face.
My example is:
take a look around you, you see a fat scene wannabe kid, they're not really scene, they're trying to be.
Scene is supposed to be HOTT
remember?
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go ahead
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