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wankspludge 

A word meaning that something is rubbish, totally & utterly crap and devoid of any redeeming points.

Originally used by the dwellers of Leeds and now commonly used throughout Yorkshire and beyond
That essay you did was complete wankspludge
wankspludge by hezuus September 1, 2009
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wankplode 

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.
"I wankploded all over that biatch's face last night!"
wankplode by ZT May 10, 2005

Wankspider 

A greedy person, usually male, who goes online to jerk off and does this by watching all the ''FREE'' promo porn clips that usually last less than a minute or so.
Jack: Dude, you're jerking off to those crappy free online porn clips again? You're such a damn wankspider!

Matt: uh oh uh...
Wankspider by Yomommayoproblem January 15, 2011

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026