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wankspludge 

A word meaning that something is rubbish, totally & utterly crap and devoid of any redeeming points.

Originally used by the dwellers of Leeds and now commonly used throughout Yorkshire and beyond
That essay you did was complete wankspludge
wankspludge by hezuus September 1, 2009
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wankplode 

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.
"I wankploded all over that biatch's face last night!"
wankplode by ZT May 10, 2005

Wankspider 

A greedy person, usually male, who goes online to jerk off and does this by watching all the ''FREE'' promo porn clips that usually last less than a minute or so.
Jack: Dude, you're jerking off to those crappy free online porn clips again? You're such a damn wankspider!

Matt: uh oh uh...
Wankspider by Yomommayoproblem January 15, 2011