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Wankslag 

Is a woman who isnt partial to who she gives a handjob to. She may have issues with penetrative or oral sex but deep down is a slapper. She may even be holding onto her virginity for any number of reasons but you know once she is "broken in" she will go like an express train.
Did you fuck Bridget last night?
No, she cracked me off.
The Bitch did the same with me too, fucking wankslag.
Wankslag by Seymour Van Dors August 29, 2011
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A computer programming language that provokes more discussion of how it may be implemented, or how to overcome its built-in limitations, than of what useful programs can be written in it. An absorber of language wankage.
I think Haskell may have supplanted Lisp as the pre-eminent wanklage. I have come to appreciate the fog of wanklages for their power of keeping discussions of useful and potentially useful languages relatively free of wankage.
wanklage by ncmncm January 6, 2010
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Wankstagangsta

The term "Wankstagangsta" refers to an individual which jerks off once or a large number of times who will then brag about it, typically making it known to as many people as possible.
"Look at him telling everyone, he must think he is cool for being a wankstagangsta" Katy said, making a smug look.
Wankstagangsta by Natura May 29, 2018

wankshag 

A type of sex that is defined by its speed; it is a blend word, wank (masturbation) and shag (sex). It is characterized by its speed, it is quick (usually 2 minuutes or under from penetration to male ejaculation). It usually takes place in only one position and involves the male (or in homosexual sex - the dominant partner)holding their partner still and controlling the movement and penetration during sex themselves. The wankshag is usually performed when a couple are together and the male (or dominat partner) is to lazy to have a proper sex session but wants to ejaculate quickly; it is the equivalent of a wank, but in a sexual act. It is not be confused with the Quickie (a quck sex session), where there is a desire to satisfy the other partner as well as themselves.
He was really horny but couldn't be bethered to have a long session, so settled for a wankshag instead.

She was dissapointed,, she had expected a long sex session,but had endured a wankshag instead.
wankshag by Max Packard August 14, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026