Wankslag 

Is a woman who isnt partial to who she gives a handjob to. She may have issues with penetrative or oral sex but deep down is a slapper. She may even be holding onto her virginity for any number of reasons but you know once she is "broken in" she will go like an express train.

Did you fuck Bridget last night?
No, she cracked me off.
The Bitch did the same with me too, fucking wankslag.

Wankslag by Seymour Van Dors August 29, 2011

wanklage

A computer programming language that provokes more discussion of how it may be implemented, or how to overcome its built-in limitations, than of what useful programs can be written in it. An absorber of language wankage.

I think Haskell may have supplanted Lisp as the pre-eminent wanklage. I have come to appreciate the fog of wanklages for their power of keeping discussions of useful and potentially useful languages relatively free of wankage.

wanklage by ncmncm January 6, 2010

Wankstagangsta

The term "Wankstagangsta" refers to an individual which jerks off once or a large number of times who will then brag about it, typically making it known to as many people as possible.

"Look at him telling everyone, he must think he is cool for being a wankstagangsta" Katy said, making a smug look.

Wankstagangsta by Natura May 29, 2018

wankshag 

A type of sex that is defined by its speed; it is a blend word, wank (masturbation) and shag (sex). It is characterized by its speed, it is quick (usually 2 minuutes or under from penetration to male ejaculation). It usually takes place in only one position and involves the male (or in homosexual sex - the dominant partner)holding their partner still and controlling the movement and penetration during sex themselves. The wankshag is usually performed when a couple are together and the male (or dominat partner) is to lazy to have a proper sex session but wants to ejaculate quickly; it is the equivalent of a wank, but in a sexual act. It is not be confused with the Quickie (a quck sex session), where there is a desire to satisfy the other partner as well as themselves.

He was really horny but couldn't be bethered to have a long session, so settled for a wankshag instead.

She was dissapointed,, she had expected a long sex session,but had endured a wankshag instead.

wankshag by Max Packard August 14, 2007