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wankstruation 

The monthly masturbational session most males will have that is in some way more special than the other 29, a more pleasant version of the process females will endure,menstruation.
Dave: Hey John, why didn't you come out last night ?
John: Oh sorry it was my time off the month, I rented the new girls gone wild, lubed up....
Dave: Oh, wankstruation !
wankstruation by BFS_YEAR4 September 7, 2009

Wankstra 

That busta was a wankstra
Wankstra by ImmaculateMatt March 5, 2003

wankstro 

opposite of wanksta. something/someone worth a holla.
that song's wankstro fo sho
wankstro by peter lee August 15, 2003

Wankstrosity 

Something that is that awful, ridiculous or terrible that it is beyond wanky and being a monstrosity.
Wankstrosity is a portmanteau of "wank" and "monstrosity"
"Isn't how the government is handling the pandemic a wankstrosity"
"Your mum's cooking is a wankstrosity"
"Your shagging technique is a wankstrosity, I'd rather bang a wank sock"
Wankstrosity by McManicmaniac February 27, 2021

Frosty Wankstrasse 

When two Gay people fuck ontop of a mountain.
Dude, did you hear? Justin Beiber just had a frosty Wankstrasse on Mount everest!
Frosty Wankstrasse by The Cashew November 18, 2011