2 definitions by McManicmaniac

Wankstrosity

Something that is that awful, ridiculous or terrible that it is beyond wanky and being a monstrosity.
Wankstrosity is a portmanteau of "wank" and "monstrosity"

"Isn't how the government is handling the pandemic a wankstrosity"
"Your mum's cooking is a wankstrosity"
"Your shagging technique is a wankstrosity, I'd rather bang a wank sock"

by McManicmaniac February 27, 2021

Seshertainment

Entertainment that is only suitable for when you're off your bin and on the sesh

"Pouring vodka into your eyes and eating camel arsehole is pure seshertainment"

by McManicmaniac February 27, 2021