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Wankpylon 

Wankpylon = The President of the USA since 2016 a total and utter bellend
Wankpylon by Wankpylon May 1, 2020
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wankplode 

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.
"I wankploded all over that biatch's face last night!"
wankplode by ZT May 10, 2005
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Wankploos 

An idiotic one plus fanboy/fangirl who thinks that it's the greatest company on earth, and supports the company regardless of what they do.
MKBHD is a wankploos fan.

Lew (from unbox therapy) is a wankploos fan.
Wankploos by Boredom Police January 5, 2020

wankylink 

A link that is posted on a forum that is rather bizarre, weird or just generally fucked up
He posted a wankylink...
wankylink by SilentBrad March 27, 2009

wankylover 

She is a very funny person. She is best friends with liveformikasa 👩🏼 🍳. she is a lovely Pisces and is very smart. She also couldn’t get her discord to work 😒
“ wankylover get your discord to work”
“I tried but my discord isn’t letting me sign in 🤬🤬”
<3
wankylover by Liveformikasa June 14, 2021

Wankploos 

Idiotic one plus fanboys who think one plus is the greatest company on earth, and also supports them regardless of whatever they do.
Mkbhd is a wankploos fan.
Lew (from unbox therapy) is a wankploos fan.
Wankploos by Boredom Police January 5, 2020

wankplank 

1. Offensive word for a completely stupid person.
2. An area used to wank upon. ie a porno mag.
Fuck off you complete wankplank and stop pissing in the drinking fountain. OR That would be james' wank plank, if he could get it up.
wankplank by Jack O'grady May 3, 2005
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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