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Wankploos 

An idiotic one plus fanboy/fangirl who thinks that it's the greatest company on earth, and supports the company regardless of what they do.
MKBHD is a wankploos fan.

Lew (from unbox therapy) is a wankploos fan.
Wankploos by Boredom Police January 5, 2020
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Wankploos 

Idiotic one plus fanboys who think one plus is the greatest company on earth, and also supports them regardless of whatever they do.
Mkbhd is a wankploos fan.
Lew (from unbox therapy) is a wankploos fan.
Wankploos by Boredom Police January 5, 2020

wankplode 

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.
"I wankploded all over that biatch's face last night!"
wankplode by ZT May 10, 2005

wankpoom 

to wank the poom. ask AyePat and Camin.
let's drop out and open a wankpoom school.
wankpoom by ravkes January 5, 2008

wankilosopher 

a twat who misuses urban dictionary by giving genuine definitions of real words. It is annoying and shouldn't be done!
Jessica: Why do so many people put long definitons about words that can be found in a normal dictionary on urban dictionary?

Leah: Because they are wankilosophers

Jessica: -_-
wankilosopher by poo-car July 19, 2012

wankpose 

A stance or perspective on an issue adopted allegedly for deep meaningful reasons but with only shallow comprehension, inconsistent or contradictory execution and a strong desire to be liked on social media.
Brooklyn has been a social justice warrior for like ever and cares deeply about the working class and marginalized people everywhere.

Really? I think it's a wankpose. They're a fraud!

You could say that about the entire SJW movement!

I do.
wankpose by Jean-Paul de Beauvoir February 17, 2021

Wankulous 

1) A term used to describe something that is both incredibly wonderful and fabulous, creating a sense of awe and delight.
2) A person who constantly shows off and acts self-important without considering others.
1) The fireworks display on New Year's Eve was absolutely wanbulous, with brilliant colors exploding in the sky, mesmerizing everyone who watched.
2) Sarah always talks loudly about her expensive clothes and fancy trips, ignoring everyone else's experiences. Her friends jokingly call her Wankulous because of her self-centered behavior.
Wankulous by SnCanon August 7, 2023
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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