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Wankploos 

Idiotic one plus fanboys who think one plus is the greatest company on earth, and also supports them regardless of whatever they do.
Mkbhd is a wankploos fan.
Lew (from unbox therapy) is a wankploos fan.
Wankploos by Boredom Police January 5, 2020

wankplode 

A male orgasm.

Usually used in a situation in which more cum is shot out of the penis than on a normal orgasm.
"I wankploded all over that biatch's face last night!"
wankplode by ZT May 10, 2005

wankpoom 

to wank the poom. ask AyePat and Camin.
let's drop out and open a wankpoom school.
wankpoom by ravkes January 5, 2008

wankilosopher 

a twat who misuses urban dictionary by giving genuine definitions of real words. It is annoying and shouldn't be done!
Jessica: Why do so many people put long definitons about words that can be found in a normal dictionary on urban dictionary?

Leah: Because they are wankilosophers

Jessica: -_-
wankilosopher by poo-car July 19, 2012

wankpose 

A stance or perspective on an issue adopted allegedly for deep meaningful reasons but with only shallow comprehension, inconsistent or contradictory execution and a strong desire to be liked on social media.
Brooklyn has been a social justice warrior for like ever and cares deeply about the working class and marginalized people everywhere.

Really? I think it's a wankpose. They're a fraud!

You could say that about the entire SJW movement!

I do.
wankpose by Jean-Paul de Beauvoir February 17, 2021

Wankulous 

1) A term used to describe something that is both incredibly wonderful and fabulous, creating a sense of awe and delight.
2) A person who constantly shows off and acts self-important without considering others.
1) The fireworks display on New Year's Eve was absolutely wanbulous, with brilliant colors exploding in the sky, mesmerizing everyone who watched.
2) Sarah always talks loudly about her expensive clothes and fancy trips, ignoring everyone else's experiences. Her friends jokingly call her Wankulous because of her self-centered behavior.
Wankulous by SnCanon August 7, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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