wankerphone

An instrument designed, thought up, or made by a wanker. In the same way the sousaphone was developed by John Philip Sousa.

1. A tuba designed for marching, designed in America. This instrument sits upon the left shoulder of the player with the bell facing forward, with the player reaching across their body to press down the valves. This instrument is, on the whole, useless. It was ocviously created by a wanker.

2. A trombone that uses, instead of a slide system, a valve system similar to that of the trumpet, French horn or tuba. A valved trombone's sound is reedy and jerky-sounding. Practically all professional trombonists wouldn't go near one, and it is the opinion of most sane trombonists that it was created by a wanker.

"Stop playing that stupid wankerphone!!"

by Roland Apricot November 23, 2005

Wankerphobia

1. The fear and/or discrimination of wankers (i.e. people who masturabte often).

2. The dislike of wankers

John came out as a wanker lately. I think Seb might have wankerphobia because he stopped hanging out with him

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

Wanker phone

A mobile phone with many unnecessary features, usually used by businessmen, or wankers, also people who think they are cool, usually a sign of a small penis. Proper wanker phones will be operated by means of a stylus, or "wanker stick".

A blackberry, what a wanker phone.

by eltankos January 27, 2009

Wankerphobe

A person who is afraid of or bullies wankers (i.e. people who masturbate).

Is Seb really a wankerphobe though?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

wankerthon

Alternative to overused wanker that will add further malice to your incriminations

Chris is such a wankerthon, he won't stop ringing me and asking to come over

by Han and Jen October 23, 2005

Wanker phone

Mobile phone. Not commonly used today, but was heavily used in the early days of the device. As the prices of phones dropped the term fell out of favour; another case of Tall poppy syndrome?

Look at that guy talking on his wanker phone; is he that important?!

by S!egfried June 16, 2010

waterphone

A musical instrument consisting of many metal bars connected to a disk with a metal underside. The metal bars are played with either a bow or a stick by either sliding over or tapping them, while the metal underside of the disk is played by patting one's hand against it.
This instrument is most commonly used for the soundtracks or horror movies.

Person 1: That high-pitched echo always sends a shiver down my spine.
Person 2: Did you know those are made with waterphones?
Person 1: Dafuq's a waterphone?

by Bellum in Veritas October 15, 2017