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waterphone 

A musical instrument consisting of many metal bars connected to a disk with a metal underside. The metal bars are played with either a bow or a stick by either sliding over or tapping them, while the metal underside of the disk is played by patting one's hand against it.
This instrument is most commonly used for the soundtracks or horror movies.
Person 1: That high-pitched echo always sends a shiver down my spine.
Person 2: Did you know those are made with waterphones?
Person 1: Dafuq's a waterphone?
waterphone by Bellum in Veritas October 15, 2017
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waterhoes 

unrecognized women or men whose only purpose at a party or gala event are to bring beverages around
He slapped those waterhoes after she brought him the wrong drink twice.
waterhoes by Ram Spaceone February 17, 2007

siberian waterhose 

Slapping your significant other with your penis wile yelling- "TASTE THE MAGIC!!"
I'M gonna give your woman a Siberian waterhose

waterhoe 

is a major hoe but thirsty as fuck for that dick
stop being a waterhoe
waterhoe by guilty.princess May 8, 2017

poison the waterhole 

Knowingly giving a STD to some bitch hoping that she will then pass it on to douche bag you hate.
Guy A: I'm pretty sure I gave Jenny the clap last night. Hopefully she is still sleeping with that jackass Tom.

Guy B: Wow, way to poison the waterhole. I won't be drinking from that well any time soon.

Mississippi waterhole 

When one or many persons spread a women's vagina and proceed to take turns hocking loogies into said women's vagina.
Last night my buddies and I Mississippi waterholed that girls from the cheesecake factory.

Poisoning the waterhole!

(VERB) A Male with genital disease sticks his penis up a woman's private part and "poisons it"
Guy 1: "Oh I just had sex with that cute girl over there!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"