waterphone

A musical instrument consisting of many metal bars connected to a disk with a metal underside. The metal bars are played with either a bow or a stick by either sliding over or tapping them, while the metal underside of the disk is played by patting one's hand against it.
This instrument is most commonly used for the soundtracks or horror movies.

Person 1: That high-pitched echo always sends a shiver down my spine.
Person 2: Did you know those are made with waterphones?
Person 1: Dafuq's a waterphone?

by Bellum in Veritas October 15, 2017

waterhoes

unrecognized women or men whose only purpose at a party or gala event are to bring beverages around

He slapped those waterhoes after she brought him the wrong drink twice.

by Ram Spaceone February 17, 2007

siberian waterhose

Slapping your significant other with your penis wile yelling- "TASTE THE MAGIC!!"

I'M gonna give your woman a Siberian waterhose

by Sloppy Mcfatass September 10, 2015

waterhoe

is a major hoe but thirsty as fuck for that dick

stop being a waterhoe

by guilty.princess May 8, 2017

poison the waterhole

Knowingly giving a STD to some bitch hoping that she will then pass it on to douche bag you hate.

Guy A: I'm pretty sure I gave Jenny the clap last night. Hopefully she is still sleeping with that jackass Tom.

Guy B: Wow, way to poison the waterhole. I won't be drinking from that well any time soon.

by Johnny Appleseeds January 17, 2008

Mississippi waterhole

When one or many persons spread a women's vagina and proceed to take turns hocking loogies into said women's vagina.

Last night my buddies and I Mississippi waterholed that girls from the cheesecake factory.

by Raging bull March 29, 2015

Poisoning the waterhole!

(VERB) A Male with genital disease sticks his penis up a woman's private part and "poisons it"

Guy 1: "Oh I just had sex with that cute girl over there!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"

by HOTTIE689 December 28, 2012