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A slur for wankers. Also spelled wanky.
Hey! Sup, John my wankee?
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

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A minority group that admit that they masturbate often.
John just came out as a wanker. I'm happy for him.
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

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A person who is afraid of or bullies wankers (i.e. people who masturbate).
Is Seb really a wankerphobe though?
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

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1. The fear and/or discrimination of wankers (i.e. people who masturabte often).

2. The dislike of wankers
John came out as a wanker lately. I think Seb might have wankerphobia because he stopped hanging out with him
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Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.
Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?
via giphy
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 04, 2020

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