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Wankerphobe

A person who is afraid of or bullies wankers (i.e. people who masturbate).
Is Seb really a wankerphobe though?
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021
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Wankerphobia

1. The fear and/or discrimination of wankers (i.e. people who masturabte often).

2. The dislike of wankers
John came out as a wanker lately. I think Seb might have wankerphobia because he stopped hanging out with him
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021
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wankerphone

An instrument designed, thought up, or made by a wanker. In the same way the sousaphone was developed by John Philip Sousa.

1. A tuba designed for marching, designed in America. This instrument sits upon the left shoulder of the player with the bell facing forward, with the player reaching across their body to press down the valves. This instrument is, on the whole, useless. It was ocviously created by a wanker.

2. A trombone that uses, instead of a slide system, a valve system similar to that of the trumpet, French horn or tuba. A valved trombone's sound is reedy and jerky-sounding. Practically all professional trombonists wouldn't go near one, and it is the opinion of most sane trombonists that it was created by a wanker.
"Stop playing that stupid wankerphone!!"
by Roland Apricot November 23, 2005
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