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wanken

To wack off at her vagina entrance to the point of ejaculation then shoving it in and cumming.
Guy 1 "That girl's looser than the Panama canal"
Guy 2 "that's cool. A good wanken will work then"
by The Sublime Lime December 31, 2017
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Anal Wanker

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker
(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"
by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019
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Wankers Chalice

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".
The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.
by Woms1 April 25, 2023
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Wankel

The call of a true Babipurian when they recognise one of their own in the wild.
Person 1: WANKEL!!!!

Person 2: Radishes are a mainstream vegetable!!!
by TheeProstidude August 11, 2020
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Wanker’s Sheen

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.
Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?
by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020
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wanker scab

Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.
I won't sleep with Jord, because he has wanker scab.
by OldLeech September 24, 2019
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full kit wanker

A grown man or Woman wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.
Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.
by Sharkyyoung October 31, 2013
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