Wankenstien

Someone who wanks off alot and is cheap.
Origin came about when playing poker with my buddy, who wanks alot. He had the chip lead but refused to bet anything more than the minimum, and would fold if anyone increased the bets. The guy was tighter than sand. Damn Wankenstien!

Yo, why you gotsta be a damn wankenstien when you loaded, son?

by Ha Ha! May 2, 2006

Wankenstein

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.

The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings

by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

Wankentine's Day

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

Wankenstein

A person who masturbates so much that it affects everything else in his personality and his life. He becomes a wanking monster, similar to the creation of Frankenstein.

Fred Wankenstein has been playing with himself so much now that he is late for work regularly.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

Wankenstein

A collage consisting of various rank bitches from your favorite stick mags cut, paisted and constructed into the one perfect woman

I used homemade glue on this scratch and sniff wankenstein, see you next week dude.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Dr. Wankenstein's laboratory

Anywhere specific a man goes to "get the job done".

Oh, don't sit there, that's where Rob goes for Dr. Wankenstein's laboratory.

by Jake16888 May 22, 2013

Wankenstein's Day

This is similar in meaning to Wanketine's Day and celebrated on Feb 14 of each year.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankenstein's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob. Yeah, I am gonna be busy in my room tonight!

by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008