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skank wank 

a skank wank is a girl/whore that you find irritating and would like to lay her down and wank all over to prove u dont need her for nothing and that ur independant
she is only worth a skank wank if that
skank wank by Jordan Pritchett August 27, 2006

Skank Wank 

1) The act of popping a large and satisfying load of jizz over a chosen part of the anatomy of a slutty promiscuous young female of low class and intelligence, known as a skank. The face is the preferred location and if possible shooting sperm in the eyes or up the nostrils is to be encouraged as the degradation factor is enhanced further. Verbally abusing them as one defiles their skanky face is also fun. Using a skank like a worthless piece of fuckmeat is all she deserves which is why collective Skank Wanks after gangbanging them senseless is so popular and on the rise.

2)Masturbating over the thought of fucking a slutty trashy prickteasing loose moralled girl who is young enough to be your daughter or even granddaughter.
1)Bernard and me drilled that cute 17yr old bleach blond slut from the trailer park last night. You know the dumb fuckpig with the pig-tails...big tits, bubble-butt, tattoos and piercings everywhere? Works at the checkout at the 7-11 part-time and most of the niggas in the R'n'B nightclub next door have used her like a fuckin' cum mop. She's been nigger fried but still a good fuck even though she's got a twat like a hippo's yawn! Nasty nymph ho has been passed around like a fuckin' basketball by the bruthas. Anyway, we got lucky and picked the bitch up after her shift by promising to mend her shitheap car. Shafted the little skank in every hole all night...we popped our goo in her mug so many times I lost count...got her all hot and nasty...goddamn Skank Wanks a go-go last night!

2)Harold, the Bank Manager and Mayor of the Mid-West town, spanked his monkey like an adolescent at the thought of sticking his 57 year old shriveled maggot dick up the succulent pink puckered turdpipe of the slutty 16 yr old teenage daughter, Tanya, of his Ukranian cleaning lady. He had heard his wife complaining about the rumours that Tanya was a complete slut and was being used by the local basketball team, all huge shaven-headed black men, as a fuck puppet. It was too much for Harold who had that very day seen Tanya in her cheerleader outfit on the way to the ball game after which he knew she'd be getting held by her pig-tails and mercilessly facefucked by those damn nigga thugs ...he blew his load over his keyboard in his office! It was an incredible Skank Wank!
Skank Wank by purplemushroom April 15, 2008

skank wank 

a skank wank is a girl/whore that you find irritating and would like to lay her down and wank all over to prove u dont need her for nothing and that ur independant
she is only worth a skank wank if that
skank wank by james stuart September 14, 2008

Skank-Wank 

a hand- job performed by a woman with a vast history of men (skank)
Dude 1 : yo did heather let you get any last night?

Dude 2 : Hell nah man, but she gave me a quick Skank-Wank before i left.
Skank-Wank by saltlifesailor69 November 15, 2021

wank shank

When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
Stop being such a Wank Shank!

Stop Wank Shanking me!
wank shank by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017

Wank Skanked 

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.
“I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked”
Wank Skanked by Carlz.t August 19, 2021
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