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Payneville Pancake Platter

When you have a lady flop her tits (the pancakes) on your knees, suck your dingaling (sausage) until you cum, and then she spits all the cum (syrup (or eggs if you’re trying to watch the calories)) on her tits and your dingaling. Licking the cum is not necessary, but strongly encouraged.
“Took that slut to Meade county and served that hoe a Payneville Pancake Platter at Abe’s Country Village”
by saltlifesailor69 September 22, 2025
mugGet the Payneville Pancake Plattermug.

Titty Literature

Magazines containing articles and images involving the practice of pornography

e.g. Playboy , Hustler, etc.
I can't believe my mom found the shoe box with all that titty literature in it!!
by saltlifesailor69 November 15, 2021
mugGet the Titty Literaturemug.

Skank-Wank

a hand- job performed by a woman with a vast history of men (skank)
Dude 1 : yo did heather let you get any last night?

Dude 2 : Hell nah man, but she gave me a quick Skank-Wank before i left.
by saltlifesailor69 November 15, 2021
mugGet the Skank-Wankmug.

Brandenburg

I would rather live in hell and let my eyeballs melt out of my skull from the scorching flames, than live in Brandenburg out in Kentucky
by saltlifesailor69 March 21, 2023
mugGet the Brandenburgmug.

Bozo

bitch, are you dumb-d-dumb-dumb-dumb-d-dumb-dumb-dumb? (Stupid)
Bozo: Bitch, I'm Nick Cannon with this drum-dr-drum-drum-drum
(Brra-pum-pum)
by saltlifesailor69 January 3, 2023
mugGet the Bozomug.

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