saltlifesailor69's definitions
When you have a lady flop her tits (the pancakes) on your knees, suck your dingaling (sausage) until you cum, and then she spits all the cum (syrup (or eggs if you’re trying to watch the calories)) on her tits and your dingaling. Licking the cum is not necessary, but strongly encouraged.
“Took that slut to Meade county and served that hoe a Payneville Pancake Platter at Abe’s Country Village”
by saltlifesailor69 September 22, 2025

Magazines containing articles and images involving the practice of pornography
e.g. Playboy , Hustler, etc.
e.g. Playboy , Hustler, etc.
by saltlifesailor69 November 15, 2021

Dude 1 : yo did heather let you get any last night?
Dude 2 : Hell nah man, but she gave me a quick Skank-Wank before i left.
Dude 2 : Hell nah man, but she gave me a quick Skank-Wank before i left.
by saltlifesailor69 November 15, 2021

I would rather live in hell and let my eyeballs melt out of my skull from the scorching flames, than live in Brandenburg out in Kentucky
by saltlifesailor69 March 21, 2023

by saltlifesailor69 January 3, 2023
