wank pit 

Typical teenage boy's bedroom

Dad - "Fraser get out of that stinking wank pit, it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon"
Fraser - "Urrrgh, later, leave me alone"

wank pit by The Rellie November 12, 2007

wank pit 

A male teenagers bedroom

Dad - "It's 2pm get out of that stinking wank pit"

Son - "Later - OK?"

wank pit by The Rellie November 7, 2007

wank-pit

bed in which one masturbates. (see wank trough)

Jesus Christ was born in some fucking farmer's wank pit.

wank-pit by shyjason September 5, 2005

Pit Wank 

No hands?
No tits?
Use your pits!

You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.

Guy #1 to Guy #2 – Hahaha look at that girl over there her arms are stuck to her sides. She must have given her bloke a pit wank earlier!

Pit Wank by JPo74400 June 24, 2011

Pity wank 

When you'r ex cannot stop thinking about you when they wank, then say something along the lines of 'I only liked you out of pity'
Sarcastic term used to show the stupidity of a person degrading you when they obviously still wank over you.

'Oh, yeah, cos people always pity wank'

'Ugh, shes ugly...but I would give her a pity wank'

'He sent me a letter saying he wanks over me, but when I called him said he only liked me out of pity...Im obvs just a pity wank porn star'

Pity wank by OwlToesX February 25, 2010

Mayfair wankpit 

A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.

Only a banker of Giles' ludicrous lack of taste would choose a Mayfair Wankpit like this.

Mayfair wankpit by stanleybalds September 22, 2012