wank-pit

bed in which one masturbates. (see wank trough)

Jesus Christ was born in some fucking farmer's wank pit.

by shyjason August 14, 2005

wanking pit

British army slang for a bed.

Get out of them fucking wanking pits!

by Geoff O'Neill January 30, 2005

wanking pit

a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on

Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit

by mr smith March 08, 2005

wank pit

Typical teenage boy's bedroom

Dad - "Fraser get out of that stinking wank pit, it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon"
Fraser - "Urrrgh, later, leave me alone"

by The Rellie October 26, 2007

wank pit

A male teenagers bedroom

Dad - "It's 2pm get out of that stinking wank pit"

Son - "Later - OK?"

by The Rellie October 13, 2007

Pit Wank

No hands?
No tits?
Use your pits!

You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.

Guy #1 to Guy #2 – Hahaha look at that girl over there her arms are stuck to her sides. She must have given her bloke a pit wank earlier!

by JPo74400 June 24, 2011