No hands?
No tits?
Use your pits!
You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
No tits?
Use your pits!
You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
Guy #1 to Guy #2 – Hahaha look at that girl over there her arms are stuck to her sides. She must have given her bloke a pit wank earlier!
by JPo74400 June 24, 2011
When a priest either services or is serviced by a young boy (preferably an altar boy) on the Sabbath. As the Sabbath is a holy day the priest will feel religious guilt for engaging in these activities so will attempt to assuage these unpleasant feelings by reciting the Lord’s Prayer until climax.
Altar Boy #1 – Is that Father Smith reciting the Lord’s Prayer in the vestry?
Altar Boy #2 – Yeah after a hard morning at work he’s getting his Sunday Service.
Altar Boy #2 – Yeah after a hard morning at work he’s getting his Sunday Service.
by JPo74400 June 23, 2011
A condition brought on by an intense hangover. Even the most mundane situation or comment suddenly seems hilarious. It is thought to be triggered by a combination of sleep deprivation and the sufferer's desperate need to be distracted from how terrible they are feeling.
Guy 1 - "What is she creasing herself over?"
Guy 2- "Don't know. It's probably nothing though. She's got a severe case of hangover hilarity today."
Guy 2- "Don't know. It's probably nothing though. She's got a severe case of hangover hilarity today."
by JPo74400 April 20, 2011