wank party

A wank party is a gathering of young guys who want to jack off on other guys' faces and in their mouths and give them gay bukakke.

On Wednesdays, we have a wank party and my friends always want ME to be the bukakke-boy!

wank party by eda-skip January 6, 2023

Wank party

A meeting where in a group of people who work in the office come up with a Absolutely stupid idea for something new in the factory, and they all pat each other on the back for coming up with it.

Worker #1: WTF is Jimmy doing?
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.

Wank party by KarlosGAM April 27, 2022

pre party wank 

A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.

Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.

Dude 2: Whys that.

Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!

pre party wank by Rizzlemynizzleshizzle April 13, 2011

party wank 

An act of masturbation or wanking performed when your family/flatmates are out and you are at home alone, allowing you to knock one out without having to worry about getting caught, and enabling you to view pornography with the volume turned way up.

"Hey man, I'm having a party wank at my place tonight."

"Well make sure you check every room first."

party wank by bloodmonkey February 19, 2009

pokey bum fanny wank part 2 

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.

''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''

pokey bum fanny wank part 2 by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006

Wankpasty 

Someone who only buys 1 raffle ticket for a prize draw, when everyone else buys loads, and then wins the effing prize anyway.

Can’t believe John Paul Rose won that frag with one ticket!!! Absolute wankpasty

Wankpasty by VonC April 12, 2021