Wank Me

A phrase used sarcasticly to tell someone who posseses lesser intelligence to perform a sexual act on you or otherwise go away or fuck off.

Jonno: Hi can i sit here?
Tom: Wank Me..

by BrapGrim May 5, 2007

Wank Me

Used it as a replacement for the phrase "fuck you, or "fuck off."

Dave: hey!
Kat: WANK ME!

by 2112Kar April 23, 2007

wank me off

Stimulating ones penis by the use of the hands. (For example: rubbing the penis with the hands until ejaculation)

Wank me off= when someone rubs a persons penis with the use of their hands until they cum.

by Lollipop95 November 23, 2013

Wank on me

A common line used by whores when the jon can not shoot his load while hitting the pussy this is usually due to having whisky dick, in order to shoot your load u must wank on the chick to nut on her usually in the whores mouth or tits whilst the whore encourages u to blow your load by shouting aww wank on me wank on me!!!

I had whisky dick last nite after drinking to much i couldn't pick up so i ordered a whore to get my rocks off but needed her to shout aww wank on me so i could bust a nut.

by badman2232 August 10, 2009

plank me wank

The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.

"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.

by Chief Plank Wanker Of The Wanker Of Planks May 13, 2004

Wank Metal

A slang expression regarding music bands, usually of the Metal genre which somebody considers to be sub par or not to their personal taste.

Yeah, that band was shit. Pure Wank Metal.

by RatedRSam January 22, 2008

Wank metal

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.

"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "

by wank metal April 17, 2019