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A phrase used sarcasticly to tell someone who posseses lesser intelligence to perform a sexual act on you or otherwise go away or fuck off.
Jonno: Hi can i sit here?
Tom: Wank Me..
by BrapGrim April 26, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Used it as a replacement for the phrase "fuck you, or "fuck off."
Dave: hey!
Kat: WANK ME!
by 2112Kar April 16, 2007
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