Wank Me

A phrase used sarcasticly to tell someone who posseses lesser intelligence to perform a sexual act on you or otherwise go away or fuck off.

Jonno: Hi can i sit here?
Tom: Wank Me..

by BrapGrim May 5, 2007

your not ready

if the person wants something they simply cant handle. you tell them there not ready.

Punter: Yeah ive just started riding bikes and i want the fastest one.

Heston: Your not ready

by brapgrim October 11, 2008