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Waning Mullet
a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)
This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
wangoballwime
This is a phrase from the book "Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire" when harry decides to ask the pretty Ravenclaw girl Cho Chang to go to the Yule Ball with him, as his nerves take over him, his words come out in a jumble of sounds, excerting : "wangoballwime"
'Er - Cho? Could i have a word with you?'
Giggling should be made illegal, thought Harry furiously, as all the girls around Cho started doing it. she didn't though. She said 'OK' and followed him out of earshot of her classmates.
Harry turned to look at her, and his stomach gave a weird lurch as though he missed a step going downstairs.
'Er' he said.
he couldn't ask her. he couldn't. but he had to. Cho stood there looking puzzled, watching him.
The words came out before Harry had quite got his tongue around them.
'Wangoballwime?'
'sorry?' said Cho.
Giggling should be made illegal, thought Harry furiously, as all the girls around Cho started doing it. she didn't though. She said 'OK' and followed him out of earshot of her classmates.
Harry turned to look at her, and his stomach gave a weird lurch as though he missed a step going downstairs.
'Er' he said.
he couldn't ask her. he couldn't. but he had to. Cho stood there looking puzzled, watching him.
The words came out before Harry had quite got his tongue around them.
'Wangoballwime?'
'sorry?' said Cho.
wangoballwime by xxoXFrenchieXoxx May 20, 2008
Wankoverable
Something or someone that one would happily tug his (or her) horn to for sexual pleasure or pain. Normally in preference to pornography or in sadistic cases, snuff films.
1) That picture of your little sister is wankoverable
2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner
2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner
Wankoverable by Cuddlesthesexybeast February 22, 2011
wanie
a smart girl , beautiful and talented girl
not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.
not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.
#wanie #$$ ##urbanlegend
wanie by jane56819g December 28, 2016
Wani
Wani by xxxx_random April 22, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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