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Wandles

A short person who can't jump very high!!
Don't be such a wandles!
by Jinglez January 17, 2009
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Wandress

A female wanderer; a goddess of the earth; a female looking for adventure and new experiences, places, and people; a free spirited woman getting lost to find herself; the most magical kind of female.
She was a wandress; she traveled the unbeaten road to nowhere only to realize she found herself on the way.
goddess wanderer female free spirit earthchild
by Tara M M M February 20, 2015
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wanlessing

Gaining sexual pleasure from tricking someone into searching for a fictional term for an unspecified sexual act.
"Next you'll be saying you did a double smurf cannon last night."

"What's that?"

"Never heard of double smurf cannon?"

"No"

"Don't Google that"

They then go search the term, and upon reporting that they couldn't find it, the other person gets off on it, i.e. wanlessing.
by vego August 10, 2012
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Wankles

When the end of your shirt sleeves flare out as if you have fat wrists. It is like cankles of the wrist.
"Dude look at that girl's wankles, they're HUGE!"
by Moo Moo Dress February 15, 2008
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cankles wankles

it means your actual dog shit at a game
yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team
by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021
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wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared
I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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wankless task

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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