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Either a very terribly spelled word of the word "wonan" or a 3000 kg handmade explosive disguised as a woman.
"Don't fall for it, bro. It's a wamon."
"Don't you mean woman?"
Wamon by Hiilikeeating February 2, 2024
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band-aid wagon 

Perjorative for ambulance.
Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!
band-aid wagon by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

Woke culture ass wagons 

A term used to say: this group is too woke and I am leaving.

Often used by people who think you care.
I have officially decided to leave this group. Ye'all woke culture ass wagons seem hell bent on making me hate something I love.

Bye

Spoke by the Great Red Neck Flounce Prophet: Krispen. Vol. 1. Muad'Dib's Spicy Memes for Bene Gesserit Teens, Bookface group.
Woke culture ass wagons by Silvaus January 14, 2022

Swaggin Wagon Dragon 

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.
They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

Flapper wagon 

An uncircumcised penis that gets jerked off to the point of climax and you leave the semen in the uncircumcised flaps.
Klinton has a nice flapper wagon!

Did you see his flapper wagon? It really held his cum.
Aye bro I need to take a wazonki. Ayo me too wanna take one together ?
wazonki by bigboyelmo December 14, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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