Walternate 

The alternate universe, Secretary of Defense version of Walter Bishop deemed "Walternate". In the winter of 1985, his son Peter was kidnapped by our universe's Walter. Six months later, he ruined his marriage by obsessively trying to find Peter. In the interval 24 years, he became the Secretary of Defense, built mercury-blooded shapeshifters to ingratiate into our universe's society and found pieces of an ancient machine that destroys universes.

In 2010, he made contact with Peter and tried to convince him to use the machine (since according to an equally ancient drawing, the machine is attuned to Peter), but due to a budding relationship with Olivia Dunham (an FBI agent), he refused. Walternate then kidnapped Olivia and replaced her with her double, Fauxlivia. Peter, thinking that Fauxlivia was Olivia, started sleeping with her.

Fauxlivia was revealed to be an impostor, and returned to the other universe with a piece of the machine previously unknown and pregnant to Peter. She had a son, Henry. Walternate used Henry's blood to activate the machine, but it was turned off on this side. Because of this, Peter used the machine to destroy the other universe.

In the year 2026, Walternate attempted revenge on this universe, and managed to kill Olivia, but was stopped by Peter. 2026 Peter traveled back in time to 2011 to stop himself from destroying the other universe, but was erased from time. Walternate's 2011 fate is unknown.

Walternate's turned on the machine.

Walternate by ergvsag October 26, 2011

Alternate 

Reference from the Mandela Catalogue
Someone who looks off / almost doesn't look like a human.

Bro looks like an alternate 💀

Alternate by SaltyNott January 20, 2022

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) 

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) by secreperson October 13, 2021

wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

alternate facts 

The Trump administration's interpretation of fact; a fact inside a conservative bubble; HUH?

Alternate facts are often used by the delusional.

alternate facts by Tedda M. January 22, 2017

alternate facts 

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

alternate facts by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017

waterhater2005 

an incredibly attractive TikTok users account.

hey did you see waterhater2005? He's so attractive 🇬🇧🤴

waterhater2005 by Asshole999 March 14, 2022