wallspeak

1: a universal or corporate language
2: the uncanny ability to communicate a deaden boss who prattles senseless instructions
Pronunciation: 'wol'spEk
Function: verb
Etymology: from Old English weallsprecan; akin to Old High German wallsprehhan, to speak, to crackle
see (right now!) Roland or Rolandspeak, Lydiaspeak, Antonettespeak… (if your boss’ name is Roland, so on so forth)
also your stupid boss, office fool, idiot, imbecile, vapid Vicky
Acronyms (contributed by Maude):
a. When All Languages Lapse
b. What A Loser Language

see
wallspeaker
1a: one that speaks wallspeak; especially : one who uses this language to a stupid boss I cannot stand to wallspeak her
1b: LOUDWALLSPEAKER

I cannot stand to wallspeak her.

by clee andro January 23, 2005