wallspeak

1: a universal or corporate language
2: the uncanny ability to communicate a deaden boss who prattles senseless instructions
Pronunciation: 'wol'spEk
Function: verb
Etymology: from Old English weallsprecan; akin to Old High German wallsprehhan, to speak, to crackle
see (right now!) Roland or Rolandspeak, Lydiaspeak, Antonettespeak… (if your boss’ name is Roland, so on so forth)
also your stupid boss, office fool, idiot, imbecile, vapid Vicky
Acronyms (contributed by Maude):
a. When All Languages Lapse
b. What A Loser Language

see
wallspeaker
1a: one that speaks wallspeak; especially : one who uses this language to a stupid boss I cannot stand to wallspeak her
1b: LOUDWALLSPEAKER

I cannot stand to wallspeak her.

by clee andro January 23, 2005

wolfspeak

Wolfspeak is a bunch of words created by animal roleplayers to make them sound fancy and intelligent, when it really just makes them look like a pompous ass with a dictionary. Wolfspeakers are often also obsessed with making their wolves have accents, which would be perfectly fine if they didn't keep using the accents even when the wolf isn't speaking. Wolfspeakers are a shame to the real animal roleplaying community and are often looked down upon when they aren't with their own kind.

An example of wolfspeak:

Th' mighty brujo smelt th' scent of a femme blow through 'is nares. Tall pillars working quickly, 'e padded over to 'er an' 'e dipped his crown in respect. 'Is auds swiveled forwards as the sound of another brute coming towards them filled 'is ears. "Ah demand you t' show yerself, brujo! This 'ere terra is mine, an' this fae belongs to me! Challenge me if you wish, but for I am th' strongest wolf in th' forest, so do not expect t'win!" 'E 'owled, an' th' fierce brute let a growl escape 'is maw.

by -The Crow- December 10, 2008

wally wallbreaker

A mysterious man who goes about breaking the ass and pussy walls of men and women and occasionally children.

You better not go outside Wally wallbreaker gonna get those walls.

by Beetlejuice234 December 3, 2015

Wall Speak

The pretentious, overly complex language used in business realms to describe simplistic ideas. Very similar to MBAese. The opposite of straight talk. Often used between business associates to confuse one another and make screwing one another over that much easier. The term originated on Wall Street, the center of business douchebaggery in the United States.

Person 1: "Well, this quarter we need to liquidate the losses, stakeholder, derivative, subprime lending, yada yada yada"

Person 2: "Man, just quit talking Wall Speak and get to the point."

by slicknick2208 November 1, 2011

Wolfspeak

Wolfspeak is a 'language' used by animal roleplayers. Some words have other meanings, while others are purely made up. Below I have listed common wolfspeak words.

femora -- female
fae -- female
fatale -- female
brujo/brute -- male
oculars -- eyes
optics -- eyes
femme/fem -- female
mascu -- male
tassel -- tail
banner -- tail
occuli/oculi -- eye, eyes
aud -- ear
pillar -- leg
orb -- eye
brute -- male
crania/cranium -- head
crown -- head
tiara -- head
nape -- neck
mug -- muzzle
velveteen -- muzzle (horse)
talon -- hoof
kissers -- lips
nare -- nostril
high-wires -- ear

A large fae padded up to the brute with strong pillars, dipping her crania in respect. Auds were alert, optics gazing into the brujo's own.

Traslation: A large female trotted up to the male with strong legs, dipping her hea din respect. Ears were alert, eyes gazing into the male's.

by The Dancing GrassHopper August 30, 2004

wallsperience

#wallsperience is only relevant when u lived behind a wall. it may or may not be a good experience, but a wall is a wall, either way

so, just enjoy my tanni idea n fn smile

having wallsperience can open doors for so many ppl, both young n old, or close them

by tannide April 5, 2021

filler wallbreak

when you don't have an idea for an urban dictionary definition, so you break the fourth wall and hope that it's relatable.

this definition is a filler wallbreak

by < ^ > v May 24, 2023