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whalephant

It is a mix of a whale and an elephant, creating the fattest creature alive. Used to describe someone incredibly fat.
God Sydney, you're such a whalephant!
whalephant by BeccaAnn October 17, 2009
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A wild Wolophant approaches. May appear to be one of those Pokémon things from that Zelda game: Breath of the Wolophant.
1) Look a wild Wolophant!
2) You must be careful near metal poles the natural habitat of a Wolophant
Wolophant by J123457 August 29, 2021

Malaphant 

(Proper Noun)-a mythical being only to be seen on the rarest occasions. Only capturable by Ultra Balls.

Named after the Filipino god of trick shotting, Malachick or FaZe Mala. This being is the god of all gods at what he does and to be compared with him in some countries is a great honor.
"Omg HuGz did you see that Malaphant last night, its beauty left me in a gaze of distress."
Malaphant by Tilt it November 27, 2011

Whalephant

A whalephant is a cross between a blue whale and an African elephant. They are incredibly intelligent.

The only breeders of whalephants are every fourth member of the Jefferson family. The challenge now resides on the shoulders of George James Jefferson, who has moved the operation from southern Spain to the river Thames, after too many of them confused krill for small children.
Holy shit, look at that whalephant. That's a whopper. Better call George
Whalephant by WasIatowel January 4, 2020

Alaphant 

What you get after you play a dozen characters on Maple Story. Renown for their fighter/2H sword abilities, the Alaphant (Elephantidae Noobicus) resides in the outskirts of Scania. Average life spans anywhere from one level to a near-max of 90. Quiet from time to time, ridiculously talkative nonetheless.
"Dude I was walking around Perion and I saw an Alaphant"
"Holy shit did you take an SS?"
Alaphant by Septher March 10, 2008

whalephant

to be big as fuck fat and obease
she did it for the hell of it you big fat whalephant
whalephant by ucy cat August 27, 2008